Solution to 2: Menu

The flavour (heh) text is a quote from Big Smoke's order; just calculate the price. He asks for:

2 #9s: 2 * $9
#9 large: $12
#6 with extra dip: $8 (dip is free)
#7: $295.80
#45 doesn't fit on the menu, so we do mod 10 ("a la mode", "10/10", numbering starts from 0, also the only item with "extra cheese")
#45 = #5: $8
#45 with cheese = #5 + extra cheese: $8 + $2
Large soda: $2

Total: $353.80

Item #4 says "only thighs" which means no drumsticks, but it can also be interpreted as "no breasts". The prices are $55.31 and $80.08, a classic elementary school calculator word (BOOBLESS). Another clue to this is that fact that the menu is upside down.

Reading the total this way spells out the answer, OBESE.

I was later informed that the more canonical spelling is 55378008 = 6922251*8 and apologize deeply for my ignorance. 


OBESE