Solution to 1: Vending Machine

Each one of the three clues refers to one of the items in the vending machine by their keypad code.

1. I want something that I can eat with my steak - refers to A1, for a brand of steak sauce called A1 sauce.

2. I'm picking up a cancer-curing miracle food - refers to B9, which sounds like "benign" which describes a non-malignant (and non cancerous) tumour.

3. I have a craving for being so full I'll explode - refers to C-4, the explosive.

The three respective items for these codes are milk, Oreo cookies, and HoHos; which clues to the answer "SANTA".


SANTA