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I need to learn other languages to expand my ocean of hacking, but these are impossible! I don't have time to learn hundreds of sequential squiggles. Even birdwatching is more interesting. No, this is a much better way to remember how to translate.

    Red _ _ _   (rallip s'rewolf)(ekildog ,yloh ,naerypme)(ht4 retfa owt)
    Blue _ _ _  Me|chanical overlords
    Blue        "That hurt"
    Blue        Sound of "hand" or Tellurium, shortly
    Red         Big rock cone
    Red         (archaic) [to][(F)lap through the air][(R)eally quickly]
    Red         King, Queen, Duke, Lord
    Blue        gniteerg lausac nommoC

Modification (Dec 26, 9:21 a.m. EST): The word "expaund" has been changed to "expand". This is a spelling mistake and nothing else.