The Engineering Notebook
You make your way into the professor's office where you find him gazing solemnly out of his upper-story window. He turns around and places a dusty notebook on the desk in front of you.
"Galbraith, LaPrairie, McGrath..." he says, with the vigor of a large rock. "Exceptional individuals have shaped this faculty, but perhaps none more than H.E.T. Haultain. Indeed, for over half of a century, there have been whispers that Haultain left behind the greatest engineering secret known to... well... no one yet. I have made it my life's work to seek out this secret."
"Will you join me on this QuestTM?" he asks, defiantly breaking the fourth wall.
