Utopia

As you enter this room, an important-looking person starts talking to you, as if you worked here. It is about the very improbable community of Utopia.

"I have received reports that all systems are down. I need you to locate where each problem is and fix all of them."

"That's terrible, how many problems are there?"

"Due to our instant reporting system, each of our six systems has exactly one disruption at a single junction."

"How am I supposed to find out any information if communications are down?"

"Think. Cellphone providers are still in service, so I expect many citizens will be tweeting their conditions. For your reference, here is the road code with our pedestrian lanes as well, the electricity code, the cable code, the natural gas code, and the tap code."

Road plan Electricity plan Cable plan Gas plan Water plan

"Don't you mean the water code?"

"No, I do mean the tap code. But I did forget to add in the water code."

The tweets

  • RestaurantServer: #utils, just saw an epic episode of Seinfeld. no h2o so serving beer
  • FordPrefect: #utils, another froody day!
  • Marv: #utils, walkd home aftr car stuck in jam, and its cold in here
  • ArthurDent: #utils, its never my day. battery wont charge, but at least heat workin
  • FrankieMaus: #utils, a house divided cannot stand, now it's divided on cable service
  • Tricia: #utils, best day eva, no traffic jams!
  • ZaphodTheFirst: #utils, took a taxi home cuz a tree blocked my saunter home and im sooo thirsty, neighbours dun have water either, using up all 140 characte
  • DeepThought: #utils, LOG: ALL PROCESSORS RUNNING ON FULL POWER
  • DeepThought: #utils, LOG: SOOO COLDDDD HEEERE
  • BenjyMouse: #utils, climbed over a tree to get home back to the lab after a nice warm shower
  • ZaphodThird: #utils, ha wife gets no TV while I do, but she can shower, i cant (no big loss)
  • SemiRunt: #utils, had another leisurely walk home... ...straight into the arctic!
  • Roosta: #utils, still nothing on TV, help?
  • Hactar: #utils, it's shivering cold in here. Help!
  • Wowbagah: #utils, watchin Seinfeld on battery TV!
  • Agrajag: #utils, herd sum1 yelin bout no power, either Prefect or Random
  • Thor: #utils, will use Mjollnir soon unless I get heat
  • Odin: #utils, what a day, car stuck, walk blocked, so flew home and guess what? no power!
  • Grunthos: #utils, dun blame me if im smely, shower dusn wrk